Saoirse

Saoirse (Ser-sha; often Sersh for short) is that friend your parents really like.

Polite, well-read and even better-spoken, Sersh is the voice of reason in the group's clamour of crazy. Part of a well-adjusted and open family (containing but not limited to Dr&Dr Flannery, Older brother Derek in NY but who Facetimes home religiously, older brother Tadgh (pronounced Tai-g) who Chloe still hopes she will run into shirtless someday, and older sister Astrid who spoils our Sersh with many books and home furnishings. Basically we'd hate her if she wasn't so gosh dern sweet.

Make no mistake though - you try to back Sersh into a corner - particularly an unfair one - you will unleash the mythical Saoirse Fierce. In which case, may Rihanna have mercy on your soul.